What is life but a dream?

throughthewildblue:

Saturday night’s hottest night club is Laughing Through My Tears. It’s got everything: ice cream, lack of social life, Bill Hader devotion…

George R.R. Martin on writing women:

• Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
• George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

And here are tonight’s top stories.

(Source: cheia)

Jim pranks Dwight by acting like Dwight l 3x20

(Source: silentyetmagnificent)

son-of-prongs:

re-reading your own writing

(Source: thesarahjanesmith)

an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

i-have-been-johnlocked:

deerstalkers-are-cool:

So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one 

dad before u say anything let me explain u a thing

one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

theweetosdoesart:

You don’t choose fandoms, fandoms choose you.

ponderingthegalaxies:

175/a shit load of doctor who stills